I thought I'd do some translation of modern computer game lingo for you.
No Hand-holding - Developers are too lazy or cheap to write a user guide or tutorial level.
Survival Game - Developers have no talent for writing plot, dialogue or characters.
Online Multiplayer Survival Game - Game for sociopaths.
Kickstarter - Pay upfront for a project that promises the Earth but will eventually only deliver Mars. Well maybe half... of a Mars bar.
Dark Souls Style - Pseudo RPG that's only redeeming feature is that it is not easy.
AAA - Publishers are cunts.
Indie - Developers are cunts.
Early Access - We didn't milk enough people with our Kickstarter campaign so we are going to get some suckers to pay to test it.
Pre-Order - Order a game before it is released. Something everyone does while claiming not to.
Pixel Art - Developer not old enough to remember when graphics were shit so thinks they are being delightfully retro.
Walking Simulator - A computer game with no game play.
Old School - Rose tinted recreation of aged game mechanic that only existed originally because of technical limitations.
Problomatic - Any game that is even remotely fun in any way.
Consumer Rights - ???